The Cast

Your narrator:

Endrew Aric, human bard. Cursed by having the Right Thing thrust upon him while he’s too focused on chasing the wrong things.

The rest of his party (party name TBD):

Jexica, human rogue. Inexperienced and limited by a useless profession. If only her dagger was as sharp as her wit, or as caustic as her humor.

Brother Wort, half-dwarven monk. Got the short end of the genetics lottery stick. All too susceptible to a reality in which he does not actually live.

“Caltrop,” Lenforth Wensleydale the Fourth, halfling warrior. He’s not compensating for his size, it’s his royal upbringing he’s trying to hide.

Siobhan Caliochane, aesalf (don’t call her pixie) conjurer. Vicious things come in small packages. Summons the “beeg bada-boom.”

Mulk, half-orc magician. A fine-wine-sipping, opera-loving, snow-globe-collecting, culture snob who wants nothing but the finest things in life. And to be a kick-ass wizard.

The alternate:

DV, short for “Deja Vu”. Human, utility player. His class is as variable as the weather. Scratch that, in a land of perpetual winter, his class is a lot more variable than that.

The rivals:

The Phoenix Dragons: Yorel, Ogren, Drizit, Rastlin, Hunter2, and Zelda

Other bands of lesser note

The enemy:

The Ssupreme Ssorceror, Ssor Ssorenson

His hundred thousand minions

Minibosses, including: Gulliver Twist; Mondax the Magician; Selrahc the Mad Underlord; Razal the Ghoul; Foak the shadow dragon; Bouie, the Goblin King; Darkula, Mistress of the Dark; Ratacleese, a demon Squirrel; Charlock the dragon lord; Job, a computer of sorts; and Roy Phoenix, crossword enthusiast

The deacons:

Jova Struct (Temple of Ginnregin, the great gods)

Veros Gestant (Temple of Uppregin, the high gods)

Aldra Flate (Temple of Thrymregin, the warrior gods)

Ondol Taminant (Temple of Rikregin, the powerful gods)

Belasco Dition (Temple of Loptregin, the sky gods)

Aljiba Centrate (Temple of Thjofregin, the thief gods)

The oversight committee:

Prima Sorpigal - shopkeep at the scriptorium

Bianca Portsmith - music store shopkeep

Tristram Algary - inn owner and former mayor

Quadrin Dusk - shopkeep at Tyop’s Odditys

Finn Erliquin - PEP shopkeep

The player:

The Player

His brother:

The Brother, Andrew Eric Jenkins